mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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liamniisan:

twitter emmet doodle for jam

liamniisan:

twitter emmet doodle for jam

(via babeanaleaf)

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

(Source: neverforget14, via meochael-j-catboose)

bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

(Source: iheardtheysuck, via h0useofgaunt)

deanandaidan:

happynervosa:

mrlapadite:

The “Reflection” series of older people looking at their younger selves in mirrors.

This is so beautiful

Oh my god this is amazing

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awsomecupcakepro:

thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

THATS SO FUCK ADORABLE OMG

(via meochael-j-catboose)

totaldramaallstars:

Man, Dipper is metal as fuck.

totaldramaallstars:

Man, Dipper is metal as fuck.

(Source: playadeslosers, via twink-buffet)

assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

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thecoolestintheworld:

chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

image

her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

So am I gonna have to tell this person that she’s from an animated movie, or is no one else gonna touch this one

railroadsoftware:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

cool

railroadsoftware:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

cool

(Source: reddit.com, via h0useofgaunt)